The BunBun God

Contrary to popular belief, there is a bunny god. Often called "BunBun God", this god is an oversized, super chubby bunny. The BunBun God feeds mainly off of ice cream and strawberry marsh mellows. It's powers include: eating large amounts of food, looking very adorable, and finding all lost bunnies.

Here's the skinny: The BunBun God has this super giant dictionary of bunnies in Bun heaven. This dictionary has a page for each bunny, even those who have passed away. Each bun page has the bun's name, age, and location of home--along with the current location of the bun. To access the BunBun God, pray to him with this chant:

BUN BUN

BUN BUN

BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN

BUN BUN GOD PLEASE HELP ME.

After chanting this 3 times, explain the issue. The BunBun God will listen, and then as you sleep, give you the location of your bun. SO TAKE A LONNNNGGG NAP! 

*Buns may not be found this way, but it's always worth a shot.